Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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