Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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