so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
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