We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
handjob tips. give me some.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
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