ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
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