we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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