We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
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All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
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Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
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