My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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