doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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