guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
do herpes really smell.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
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She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
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either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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