That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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