may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
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