Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
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This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
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she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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