we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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