they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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