final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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