Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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