: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Randomize
