Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
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as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
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That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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