Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
i think i have herpe
just one?
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
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don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
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Boobs speak an international language.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
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