Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
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What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
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My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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