i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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