ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
