I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
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he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
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I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
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