covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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