Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
True college students do jello shots in the library
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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