i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
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Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
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So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I need water and some morals
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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