so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
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Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
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Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
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