I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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