I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
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So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
We left the knife in your bed.
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A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
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