big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
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so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
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I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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