Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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