Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
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i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
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Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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