took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
it's great music for shaving your balls
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he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
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Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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