People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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