just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
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