Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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