just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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