I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
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So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
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