Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
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she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
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Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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