He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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