dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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