Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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