Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
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My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
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I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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