how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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