I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
i love accidental penises.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
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