just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
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You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
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Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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