Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
they need to just BURY HIM!
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
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wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
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Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
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