i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
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Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
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I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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