i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
You can't just leave with hair like that
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Randomize
