i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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