I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
These tits shall not be calmed
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