mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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