well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
we should paint friendship bongs
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