You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
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The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
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What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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