i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I will pee on everything he values.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
PANTIES FOUND
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