he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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