Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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