You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
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