Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
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bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
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I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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